1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:08,209 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,215 I've been dreading 3 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,016 telling you about this whole madoff thing. 4 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,951 Oh, well... 5 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,121 You must hate me for losing all our money. 6 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,656 Look at me. I'm living with Jerry. 7 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,892 We're wiped out. 8 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,561 Actually, I'm fine, George. 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,330 Fine? 10 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:32,166 I took my half out of madoff right after we got divorced. 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,835 - You what? - I still have my half. 12 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,970 Wait a second. 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,107 - Is that right? - It's good, yeah. 14 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,075 It's good. Keep going. 15 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,377 - Okay. - Why did you take it out? 16 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,913 I bumped into madoff on the street one day 17 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,316 and he was wearing this quilted jacket with the collar up. 18 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:51,085 And for some reason it just creeped me out. 19 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,254 So the next day I pulled all my money out. 20 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,922 That's... that's my money! 21 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:56,424 You have my money! 22 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:59,493 Not according to the laws of the state of New York. 23 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,362 ( Laughing ) 24 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,030 Man: And the waitress brings the check. 25 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,798 - No, let me. - I got it. 26 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,367 - I got it. - I got it. 27 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:07,911 - I got it. - Would you let me get the check!? 28 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,637 Okay, jeez. 29 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:18,579 Forgot to go to the cash machine. 30 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,424 ( Laughing ) - man: Cut. That's it for scene 8. 31 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,650 We're right back here tomorrow. 32 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,285 That's a wrap. 33 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,620 That was great. Really funny. 34 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,590 I don't know. Was the pace of that right? 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,810 - No, it was perfect. It was really good. - ( Groans ) 36 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,099 That was so funny, that ending. 37 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,562 It's really good. It's really good. 38 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,864 I'm done. I'm gonna go talk to the prop guy. 39 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,432 The glasses are a little off. 40 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,043 Okay. Thanks, Cheryl. See you tomorrow. 41 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,870 - Okay. - Okay, good job. 42 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,407 - Fantastic. - No, be honest with me. 43 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,576 I'm being honest. You were fantastic. 44 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,744 I am not fantastic. 45 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,280 You are. And they like you. 46 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,282 - They like you. - Who likes me? 47 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,350 Jason likes you. Jerry likes you. 48 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,719 Julia likes you. They all like you. Michael. 49 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,954 I like you. 50 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,924 - You having fun here? - Yeah, it's great. 51 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,170 - It's like your thing. - I know, I'm having a great time. 52 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,095 It's like you're the man, you know? 53 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:11,098 - No big deal. - It's the "Seinfeld" reunion. 54 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,467 - I know. - That's a big deal. 55 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,369 - It's actually happening. - And you're in it. 56 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,571 Yeah. 57 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:32,320 - Hey, how's Michael doing? - He's doing great. 58 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:35,456 - He is? - Yeah, the groat's disease came back negative. 59 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,467 - So he doesn't have groat's? - No, he doesn't have it. 60 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,194 - He's fine. - Oh, that's great. That's good news. 61 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,730 - Yeah. - What are you doing later? 62 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,199 I was... I'm still... 63 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,569 There are still moments in this script that I'm trying to find. 64 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,038 - Really? - I don't know, I thought maybe we could 65 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,906 get together or something. 66 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,575 Sure, yeah. 67 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:58,111 What about after Julia's book party for Jason? 68 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,080 Definitely. 69 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,659 - That'd be great. - I'll come over right after the book party. 70 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,752 - Terrific. - It's a good plan. 71 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,153 - Okay. - All right. 72 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,188 - Is that Jason's car? - Yeah. 73 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,857 What's with the tinted windows? 74 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,359 I think he likes his privacy. 75 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,160 You know, being a celebrity... 76 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,529 What is he, George Clooney? I mean, come on. 77 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,332 It also is helpful with the sun. 78 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,402 And he takes his dogs with him everywhere so it probably gets hot in there. 79 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,870 Boy, you know a lot about this guy. 80 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,438 We spend a lot of time together 81 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,974 just talking about nothing between takes. 82 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,743 - Talking about the kitchen. - Hey, Larry. Hey, Cheryl. 83 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,363 - Hey, mocha Joe. - How you guys doing? 84 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,681 You have the best vanilla decaf latte. 85 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,983 - I don't know what he does. - Well, a little secret. 86 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,894 - You got some secrets, mocha Joe? - Yeah yeah yeah. 87 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,620 - I'll tell you about it someday. - Okay. 88 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,221 Hey, where you going with this? 89 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,766 I was going over to the production office. 90 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,358 - Our office? - Yeah, your office. 91 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,394 - Could you do me a favor? - Yeah, sure. 92 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,171 Could you bring some jumper cables to Tim kaiser? 93 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,797 - I've got to return them. - Yeah, sure. 94 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:54,067 - Really? That would be fabulous. - All right, cool. 95 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,103 - Thanks, mocha Joe. - That's it, right? 96 00:03:56,203 --> 00:04:00,173 - Just bring these to the production office? - Give them to Tim kaiser. 97 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,075 - Yeah, no problem. - Thanks. 98 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,288 I'll talk to you later. Thanks for the compliment about the coffee. 99 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,480 - Yeah. - Okay. 100 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,016 All right, I'll see you in a little while. 101 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,784 I really like your hair like that. 102 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:14,388 - Okay, I'll see you later. - I'll see you later. 103 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,257 We've just been getting along so great. 104 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,993 And when we were walking out of the stage today 105 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,130 she invited me to her house 106 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,898 tonight to go over lines. 107 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,334 - Really? - Yes. 108 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,836 - It's unbelievable. - Wow. 109 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,604 So it's like a date, I guess. 110 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,272 I think you should make a move tonight. 111 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,141 - Nah. - Yeah. 112 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,309 - What? - Make a move. 113 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,210 I can't. Whenever I make a move 114 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,813 - you see it a mile away. It's like a poker tell. - No no no. 115 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:43,384 Because I'm thinking about it, my conversation gets very stilted. 116 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,819 She invited you. You must make a move. 117 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,756 I'm so happy just to be going over there, 118 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,792 being close with her, I don't even care about the move. 119 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,928 You realize all your dreams are coming true? 120 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:59,299 - Your whole plan is coming to fruition. - Yes, I know. 121 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:08,676 - Ah, the actor prepares. - Yeah. 122 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,579 - What do you think? - Wow. 123 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,214 I love the face. Don't you love the face? 124 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,350 - The burning intensity, yes. - Yeah. 125 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,419 The let's cut the crap, you know? 126 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,321 It's not so much as a book 127 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,323 as a pamphlet, you know? 128 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,792 Kind of on the thin side, isn't it? 129 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,727 He's saying "acting without acting." 130 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,063 So if you're not gonna act there's not much left to say. 131 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,499 "Acting without acting." 132 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,467 - Yeah, everything is without. - Yeah. 133 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,335 Raise your kids without raising them. 134 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,870 ( Laughs ) 135 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,639 You know what else is kind of annoying? 136 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,509 Have you noticed people are saying, "having said that" 137 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,577 - after everything they say now? - Yes. 138 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,746 Having said that, let me say this. 139 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,482 - Right right. You say what you really want to say... - Yeah. 140 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,217 And then you negate it. 141 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:53,253 Now having said that. So what is that? So you win either way. 142 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,188 A comedian goes up on stage, 143 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,924 "you people are a bunch of morons. 144 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,661 Having said that, I'm very happy to be here." 145 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,763 Hey, I talked to your buddy mocha Joe a minute ago. 146 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,941 You know, he's a little upset that you didn't give him anything 147 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,435 for taking those jumper cables to Tim kaiser. 148 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,537 - He said something to you? - Yeah, he did. 149 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,005 What? He made a comment that Larry... 150 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,742 Boy, it takes a lot to get a tip out of that guy. 151 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,645 I asked him to do me a favor. I didn't say I want to hire you. 152 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,448 - I said do me a favor. - That's what a tip is. 153 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,583 A tip is money for a favor. 154 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,986 No, a favor implies no tip. 155 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:29,457 Someone that was supposed to be tipped was not tipped. You'd better tip him. 156 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,192 - Salutations, me lads. - Hey, look at that. 157 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,827 How are you? Nice to see you. 158 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,096 You're really cutting the figure these days. 159 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,465 Well, thank you very much. 160 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,567 - Congrats. - Thank you very much. 161 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,545 - This is really something. - Thank you very much. 162 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,638 - How long did this take? - That's about a year and change of my life. 163 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,040 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. 164 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,876 Yet it's very concise. 165 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,344 Yeah, I tried to get it down to the essentials. 166 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,481 Yeah, I'll read it with dinner. 167 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:56,617 Yeah, what does "acting without acting" mean? 168 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,820 It just means you don't want to see the actor at work. 169 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,822 Right. You want to hide the technique. 170 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,992 It's acting. It's doing the job. It's the craft. 171 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,361 - So you hide the actor's effort. - But he's still acting. 172 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,564 - Yeah, of course you're acting. - Right. 173 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,800 So it could be "acting with acting." 174 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,202 - That could be a title too. - Larry: Yeah. 175 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:19,072 Having said that, I think this is a terrific title. 176 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,875 - Thanks. - Hey, lar. Lar. 177 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,344 - Can I talk to you just for a sec? - Oh, sure. 178 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,548 It is without acting. It's hiding the acting. 179 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:31,051 Right, it's hiding the acting and yet it's all acting. 180 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,587 - Most of it. - Yeah. 181 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:36,490 Uh, were you sitting here? 182 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,791 - Mm-hmm. - Earlier? You were? 183 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,562 Has it ever occurred to you to use a coaster? 184 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,532 - Look. - Oh. 185 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,510 I am a little bit freaked out because you need to know 186 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,374 this table has been in the Louis-Dreyfus family 187 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,370 for generations, okay? And look at it. 188 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,840 Yeah, but I didn't put my glass down there. 189 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,842 - I held onto it. - No no no, but you were here. 190 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,645 Yeah, I know, but the glass never left my hand. 191 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,447 When I'm in social situations I always hold onto my glass. 192 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:03,450 It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don't have to shake hands. 193 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,954 Listen, one of these friends of Jason told me, 194 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,633 "oh, Larry did that. Larry David did that. He was just sitting here." 195 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,434 - So said that? - I don't know what his name is. 196 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,637 I don't know who any of these people are in my house, by the way. 197 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,195 Where is he? Which friend? 198 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:18,866 Well, look it, you say you would never put a wet glass 199 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,568 down on an antique wooden table. 200 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,435 - No, impossible. - All right, I believe you. 201 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,738 Having said that, 202 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,608 I don't really think I'm buying your line of bullshit. 203 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,518 - Mocha Joe. - Oh, how you doing, Larry? 204 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:42,890 So I understand you were a little upset 205 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,826 that I didn't give you a tip 206 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,295 for taking the jumper cables to the office. 207 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,697 - Is that true? - I'm not upset, 208 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,899 but I'm a little disappointed. 209 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,501 Mocha Joe, I asked you to do me a favor. 210 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,537 - That's a favor. - Yeah, but you tip for a favor, Larry. 211 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,973 If you asked me to do you a favor I would say yes. 212 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,742 I wouldn't expect any money in return. 213 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,753 - I would do it out of the goodness of my heart. - Really? 214 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,255 - You would do me a favor out of the goodness of your heart? - Of course I would. 215 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,216 I'll tell you what: You do me a favor and we're even. 216 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,754 - What's the favor? - Go into west Hollywood 217 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,657 to stern bros. Coffee and pick up my coffee order for tomorrow. 218 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,292 Mocha Joe, that's insane. 219 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,996 Hollywood is the exact opposite direction of where I live. 220 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,374 You know what, Larry? If you don't do the favor, we got nothing to talk about. 221 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,438 - Now get away from my cart. - All right, mocha Joe. 222 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,813 - No, there's nothing to talk about, Larry. - You know what? 223 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,648 I just realized something. I just realized something. 224 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,174 I was completely wrong about not tipping you. 225 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,485 - Oh really? - And I want to make it up to you right now. 226 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,587 - Okay. - I want to tip you now. 227 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,279 - No. - Forget this favor. 228 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,539 - No no no no. - No, I'll tip you. I'll give you a tip. 229 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,101 No, you said you would do me the favor. 230 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,585 Now you're going back and you want to pay me off? 231 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,855 - I want to go back in time... - Go back in time? 232 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,557 - Give you the tip the you deserved... - Yeah. 233 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,001 For taking the jumper cables to the office 234 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,727 even though you were going there 235 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,138 and I'll give you the tip that I should have given you. 236 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,697 No going back in time. 237 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,299 You said you would do me a favor. Now do me a favor. 238 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,137 Okay, mocha Joe. 239 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,740 I'll go to Hollywood. 240 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,877 I'll pick up your beans, okay? 241 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,746 Here's the card for stern bros. Coffee, west Hollywood. 242 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,058 Pick up that coffee for me. Bring it to the studio tomorrow. 243 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,617 - That squares us? - Yeah, that'll square us. 244 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,687 See you tomorrow, Larry. 245 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,989 - Oh. - Oh, hi. 246 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,057 I hardly got a chance to talk to you. 247 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,660 - I know. - So I'll see you later? 248 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,696 - See you later. - Great. 249 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,899 What? We're working. We're doing some work. 250 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,502 We are. We're working together. 251 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,905 ( Horns honking ) 252 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,176 God damn it! 253 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,885 - Cheryl: Hello? - Hey, it's me. 254 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,587 - Hey. - Um, look, 255 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,089 I think I'm gonna be late. 256 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,624 I'm in bad traffic. 257 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,928 I've got to go into Hollywood to pick up some beans for mocha Joe. 258 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,396 What are you doing? You're picking up beans? 259 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,499 It's a long story. I'm gonna be like an hour late. 260 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,703 Oh my god. I thought you were on your way over. 261 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,638 I am. I mean, I can, you know. 262 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:15,275 - It's only an hour. - I know, but you're gonna take an hour? 263 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,577 I think we should just do... We'll do it another time. 264 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,612 ( Sighs ) 265 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,816 - Okay? - All right. Okay. 266 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,952 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. 267 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,155 All right. See you tomorrow. 268 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,090 All right, thanks, Larry. Bye. 269 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,959 Bye. 270 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,044 ( Knocking ) 271 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,380 Hey! 272 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,384 Fucking mocha Joe! 273 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,090 So how's it going with Cheryl? 274 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,958 - Really good. - She got anything? 275 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,693 Yeah. Yeah, she's good. 276 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,461 - I like what she's doing. - Really? 277 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,573 Easy to work with. We got together last night at her place. 278 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,000 - Oh really? - Cheryl calls me up, she says come on over. 279 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,169 - I go over, we worked for like two hours. - Wow. 280 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,239 - When has an actress done that? - So which shirt do you like? 281 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,809 Pick one out. 282 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,844 Hey, lar. Lar. 283 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,279 The guy came, I got an estimate 284 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,682 and it's gonna cost 500 bucks to fix that table. 285 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,451 The ring. 286 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,522 - I... - yes you did. 287 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,724 Come on, man. Yes you did. 288 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,168 Please don't play this game with me. 289 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:42,162 I would tell you if I left it. 290 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,998 I respect wood. I revere wood. 291 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,599 I'm considerate of wood. 292 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,303 Lar, I have known you since 1983. 293 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,005 - Whatever it is. - Four. Yeah, four. 294 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,508 I know when you are lying. 295 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,678 And right now you're doing that thing with your mouth when it's like... 296 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,281 Really? 297 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,381 Seriously? 298 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,417 I don't even care about the money, Larry. 299 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,718 Just fess up, man. 300 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,021 If you didn't do it, who did it? 301 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,757 - You're the person... - I'm going to find out. 302 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,259 - Oh, please. - I will find out 303 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,127 and I will drag that person by the hair 304 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,864 and bring him into your dressing room soon. 305 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,466 - Oh, man. - Okay, scene s is up. 306 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,735 We're in Jerry's apartment. It's George and Amanda. 307 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,437 We're right here. 308 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,640 And we were talking about you and the therapist says 309 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,409 that maybe there's another side to you. 310 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,578 Not just another... dozens. 311 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,214 How about that? How about that? 312 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,216 - So why don't we sit down? - Sit down. 313 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,419 Yeah, come on. Would you like some popcorn? Because I made it. 314 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,788 - Wait, is that in there? - Uh-huh, I made it. 315 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,523 I know, but I don't say I made it. 316 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,859 - No, I say I made it. - I know, it was so convincing. 317 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,794 I'm playing George. 318 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,463 - I don't understand this bit. - It's great. 319 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,100 But it says that they fight over the popcorn. 320 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,003 - Is it like wrestling? - No no, it's not wrestling. 321 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,171 You're fighting with your hands, okay? 322 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,041 - Yeah. - Jerry: Let it go. Wherever it goes. 323 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,976 It's rehearsal. It's exploratory. 324 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,845 So do you want some popcorn? I made it. 325 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,915 ( Both chuckling ) 326 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,284 This is like the greatest relationship I've ever seen you have on the show. 327 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,120 I know, George has never been this happy. 328 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,340 I'm watching Richard Benjamin and Paula prentiss here. 329 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,091 - This is fantastic. - She's unbelievable. 330 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,602 - Jerry: I really believe this. - Cheryl: Thank you. 331 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,394 Okay, that's lunch for a half. 332 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,654 We're feeding on 19. We're right back here after lunch. 333 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,096 - What do we got, like a half hour? - Take whatever you want. 334 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,001 - That is gold. - You want to have some lunch? 335 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,536 Don't change anything though. 336 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,371 - Lar. Hey, lar. - One second. 337 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,240 - No, lar, wait a second. - How you doing? 338 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,420 - You know what? I've got to get going. - One second. 339 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,486 Did you get a chance to pick up those beans? I'm really low on coffee. 340 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,580 You know, I went and there was a lot of traffic. 341 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,116 I got stuck in traffic and by the time I got there... 342 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,585 I went all the way over there, the store was closed 343 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,187 so I couldn't get 'em. 344 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,089 So you didn't get the beans? 345 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,058 No, I didn't get the beans. 346 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,659 So you didn't do me the favor? 347 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,527 I attempted to do you the favor. 348 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,829 I tried to do you the favor. What are you talking about? 349 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,598 - An attempt is not a favor. - What? 350 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,568 It is a favor. It is a favor. That's as good as a favor. 351 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,108 - The effort was there. - What did you come back with, though? 352 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,705 Well, the store was closed. 353 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,774 Driving to a coffee place is not a favor. 354 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,252 Where did I bring the jumper cables, 355 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,244 halfway to your office or to your office? 356 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,681 Mocha Joe has nothing to show for your supposed favor. 357 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,692 - I know. - You have jumper cables. What does he got? 358 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,486 Exactly. - He's got a guy who has a story about traffic. 359 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,330 - Thank you, Jerry. - You're welcome, mocha Joe. 360 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,023 Come on, I did a lot for mocha Joe. 361 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,900 Mocha Joe doesn't need people driving around for him. 362 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,364 - He needs coffee. - Whatever happened to e for effort, Jerry? 363 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,896 E for effort! You people think about that. 364 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,699 E for effort! 365 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,767 F for favor! 366 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,669 C for coffee. 367 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,640 Larry: And by the time I got outside they went to lunch 368 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,343 in his car with the tinted windows. 369 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,712 Who knows what's going on with those tinted windows? 370 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,190 Anything could be going on in that car. 371 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,415 They could be eating burritos 372 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,483 behind those tinted windows at lunch. 373 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,986 That's your proof? They've got tinted windows? 374 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,288 It's not only that. I told you what happened on stage. 375 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,100 The way they were getting along and laughing 376 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,358 and the touching and all that. 377 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,094 And last night he was at her house. 378 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,596 I'm sorry, but you sound crazy. 379 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,299 You didn't see them. If you had seen them you wouldn't say that. 380 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,036 I think you should just let this blow over. 381 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,904 This is nothing. And just go back to work. 382 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,541 Come on. I'll see you later. 383 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,641 All right. 384 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,410 Oh. 385 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,148 - Hmm. - What? 386 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,316 You got a ring stain on your table. 387 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,085 - Really? - That's interesting. 388 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,554 What? What's interesting about a ring stain? 389 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,956 Wait a second. 390 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,992 - Yeah? - I remember susie 391 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,295 had a drink at the party. 392 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,431 She was standing right by that table. 393 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,367 - Hey, Jeff. - Yeah? 394 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,935 Oh, hi, lar. Jeff, did you call the sprinkler guy? 395 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,038 - Because it's not working. - Not yet. 396 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,873 - You told me 10 minutes ago. - Hey. 397 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,309 - I'll call him. - What? 398 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,220 I notice you got a little ring stain on your table. 399 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,945 I know. I noticed that. 400 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,582 - How'd that happen? - I don't know. 401 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,650 - No idea? - No. 402 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,487 Do you respect wood, susie? 403 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:05,058 Uh, yes, I do respect wood. Why? 404 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,128 You've demonstrated a consistent lack or respect for wood as I see it. 405 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,273 I don't know what you're getting at. I don't know what this is about. 406 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,574 I'll tell you what I'm getting at. 407 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,234 - I see a ring stain on your table. - Yeah. 408 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,604 I remember you standing over Julia's antique table with a drink. 409 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,707 - Yeah, therefore? - Okay? I'm putting two and two together. 410 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,343 I think you left that ring stain on Julia's table. 411 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,212 So don't tell me you respect wood. 412 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,979 Oh, I respect wood, Larry. 413 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,715 I respect wood so much 414 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,451 that if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now 415 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,353 I'd beat the shit out of you with it, okay? 416 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,256 Mmm. - Get the fuck out of here, all right? 417 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,091 Okay. 418 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,630 - What is he doing, Jeff? - I don't know anymore. 419 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,109 What are you... you're looking for fucking ring stains on my... 420 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,168 Don't touch my books! Get out! 421 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,203 Get the fuck out! 422 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,273 Call the sprinkler guy! 423 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,457 Oh, jeez. It's bright out here. 424 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,128 Hey. - What did you do to your windows? 425 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,763 I got them tinted. 426 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,166 - Jason's guy gave me a great deal. - Oh, his guy? 427 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,633 - Yeah. - Really? 428 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,270 I'm telling you, it makes a big difference with the sun. 429 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,038 - It's so bright. - What happened the other night? 430 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,174 What do you mean? 431 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,476 I was supposed to come over. 432 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,079 You told me not to come and you wound up working with Jason. 433 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:37,450 Well, you said you were busy with your beans, 434 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,195 - doing something for mocha Joe. - Busy with my beans? 435 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,920 I wasn't busy with any beans. 436 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,199 That's what you said on the phone... you were doing something with beans. 437 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,658 I was picking beans up. I wasn't busy with them. 438 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,126 That's busy. 439 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,429 I said the phrase busy with beans? I don't think so. 440 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,864 You said beans and clearly you were busy. 441 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,733 So you could not come over to my house. 442 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,503 You want to think I was busy with beans, go ahead and think that. 443 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,481 That's what you said on the phone. Why would I make up beans? 444 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,173 So what was Jason doing at your house? 445 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,942 - I'm just curious. - I need to get going. 446 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,482 - You're being weird. - I'm not being weird. I'm just curious. 447 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,046 I want to know how he wound up there. 448 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,781 Did he call you? Did you call him? 449 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,883 I'm curious. 450 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,453 This is all your fault, mocha Joe. 451 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,988 - What's all my fault? - Everything. 452 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,501 - What are you talking about? - You busied me with your beans. 453 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,902 I'm not gonna forget this, mocha Joe. 454 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,261 You still owe me a favor, Larry. 455 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,071 Yeah, I'll bring you breakfast in bed tomorrow. 456 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,532 Yeah, good. I'll be hungry. 457 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,310 And we were talking about you and the therapist says 458 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,241 that maybe there's another side to you. 459 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,043 Yeah, not just one. Dozens. 460 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,645 ( Chuckles ) 461 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,813 Should we sit down? 462 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,149 - Okay. - Yeah. 463 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,653 I, uh... I made some popcorn. 464 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,224 Okay, you know what? I have an idea. 465 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,860 I think we should change the blocking. Come here for a second. 466 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,295 - Okay. - Come here. 467 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,397 - I want you to sit over here. - All right. 468 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,999 - Jason, sit on the arm. - Larry: I have an idea. 469 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,469 I want you over here on the stool. 470 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,371 - Okay? - Jerry: Over there? 471 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,239 Yeah. We have the whole popcorn thing. 472 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,040 You know what? Forget the stool. Come here. 473 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,742 - I got a better idea. - Lar. 474 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,711 Here's what we're gonna do. Yeah, come here. 475 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,813 - Go in here. - Jerry: What's he gonna do in there? 476 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,658 You stay here. You're gonna do the scene in there. 477 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,117 - He's got to be next to her. - That's funny. 478 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,052 - This is gonna be funny. - No. 479 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,121 I want to see them get together. 480 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,324 - Jason: Jerry? - No no no. 481 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,560 - Is this working for you? - This is gonna be funny. 482 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,196 Can we just talk about this for a second? I think, um... 483 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,399 Can we just... that's a five. 484 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,668 Did you get that? I thought this was working. 485 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,772 I don't get this idea. This doesn't make any sense at all. 486 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,776 Why? It's kind of quirky that he's saying this stuff from the bathroom. 487 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,378 Who else would do that? 488 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,214 The bathroom? What is going... 489 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,783 - Something's up here. - No. 490 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,985 How many years did we work together? 491 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,087 We would get so tired, 492 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,223 we spent so many hours together. 493 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,893 We would divulge the most intimate details of our personal lives, right? 494 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,296 Right. Like twins in a womb, right? 495 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,332 - That's how we did this show. - Right. 496 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,435 So whatever it is, you can tell me. 497 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,837 Everything's fine. 498 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,705 You're sure? 499 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,073 Yeah. 500 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,476 Completely sure? 501 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,711 Yeah. 502 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,726 All right. 503 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,734 Man: That's lunch. One hour. 504 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,571 Hey, let's go to that thai joint we used to go to. 505 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,815 Remember you used to get that pad thai with the noodles? 506 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,008 - Yeah, I can't do it right now. - Come on. 507 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,878 - Maybe we'll do it tomorrow. - The peanut sauce. 508 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,980 Where's Cheryl? 509 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,815 She left with Jason. 510 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,191 Hey, did you see Cheryl? 511 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,093 She went that way. 512 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,916 Cheryl! Aha! 513 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,419 - ( Barking ) - no! 514 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,120 - Mocha Joe! - ( Screams ) 515 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,689 - ( Barking ) - mocha Joe! 516 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,558 Somebody help me! Oh shit! 517 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,059 Oh no! Ow! Oh no! 518 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,630 Oh, mocha Joe! Mocha Joe! 519 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:49,335 They're going to destroy the dogs now because mocha Joe was bitten. 520 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,370 - Really? - Yes. 521 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,306 Huh. - You have got to talk to him 522 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,576 and ask him to just drop the charges. 523 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,010 They're Jason's dogs. 524 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,880 That's not my fault he's got some killer dogs in there. 525 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,816 Why are you going through his car, by the way? 526 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,418 Isn't that a little suspicious? 527 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,455 Well, I'm thinking about buying one of those 528 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,590 and I wanted to check out the headroom. 529 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,450 Then you go to a showroom. Go to a car dealer 530 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,932 and check it out. Talk to a salesman. 531 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,129 Look, the point is you can't let the dogs die. 532 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,865 - You just can't. - Really? 533 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,734 Yes, because Jason will be a basketcase 534 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,302 and we have a show in three days. 535 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,938 Okay fine, I'll go talk to mocha Joe. 536 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,174 But you know what? It's not gonna make a difference. 537 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,709 He doesn't want to talk to me. 538 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,278 I'm gonna start to work on this a scene. 539 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,781 See if we can get a better opening. 540 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,352 What is this? 541 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,222 Looks like a stain from coffee. 542 00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,124 Really? 543 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:48,495 Yeah, I got a ring stain from some coffee. I put some coffee there. 544 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,963 Let me ask you a question. 545 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:56,102 Did you leave a ring stain on Julia Louis-Dreyfus's table? 546 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,362 Oh no. I would never do that. 547 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,938 How did this get here? 548 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:01,173 That's between the coffee and the wood. 549 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,543 - No, you don't respect wood. - I do respect wood. 550 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,311 This is a low-grade wood. 551 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:07,547 Oh, so you discriminate amongst wood? 552 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,982 I guess you could say that. 553 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,619 I respect all wood. I respect pine. 554 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,187 I respect walnut. I respect oak. 555 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,356 Doesn't matter, okay? You don't. 556 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,167 And what about the dogs? No respect for the dogs? 557 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,193 Your heart bleeds for the wood 558 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,130 but not for actual life. 559 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:27,500 So you go to a funeral, you're more upset about the coffin than the deceased? 560 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,670 Did you leave that stain on her coffee table, Jerry? 561 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,705 You've lost your mind. 562 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,641 Okay. 563 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:37,810 I'm not done with that ring stain so fast. 564 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,648 Oh, Larry David, wood detective. 565 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,518 - Thanks, mocha Joe. - Thanks, buddy. 566 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,223 - Hi, mocha Joe. - What do you want, Larry? 567 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,425 The thing is, mocha Joe, 568 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,427 if you press charges 569 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:59,165 those dogs are gonna get put down. 570 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,568 That's right, Larry. Those dogs are getting gassed. 571 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,771 I'd do it myself if I could. And I'd have it televised. 572 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,939 Well... 573 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,809 Then maybe you could do me a... 574 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,178 Solid. 575 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,880 A solid, Larry? 576 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,283 Is there like another word for solid? 577 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,588 - Fav... - I can't hear. What, Larry? 578 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,727 - Favor. - Did you say favor, Larry? 579 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,230 Does this favor involve a tip? 580 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,068 Okay, mocha Joe. 581 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,304 I guess it does. 582 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,710 That's for me bringing the jumper cables to your office. 583 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,588 - Oh, and thank you so much. - You're welcome. 584 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:48,280 - 'Cause I know how difficult that was for you. - It was. 585 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,117 - It was hard work. - Long walk. 586 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:54,053 That's for not picking up my fucking coffee beans. 587 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,989 I went down there, but the store was closed. 588 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,658 Not my fault. 589 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,729 One dog lives. 590 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:05,264 Hey, I'm here to pick up that coffee for Jason Alexander. 591 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:08,500 Right, a black coffee no sugar and one vanilla decaf latte. 592 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,737 - Great. Thanks so much. - Vanilla decaf latte? 593 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:13,472 - Yeah, a vanilla decaf latte. - All right. 594 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,342 The dogs, okay? Are we good? 595 00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:18,210 Stay of execution. 596 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:21,213 How you doing, ladies? 597 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,854 ( Knocks ) 598 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:30,356 Hey. - Hey, coffee time. A little caffeine. 599 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,491 Yes. - Thank you, I will get it where it's going. 600 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,593 - Enjoy. - All right. 601 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:41,400 Hey, Cheryl, what's going on in there? 602 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,069 Cheryl, open up. 603 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,271 - Hey, what are you doing? - Where is he? 604 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:47,273 - What? - Huh? Where is he? 605 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,942 Larry, hey! 606 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,979 That's right! I see you! 607 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:56,048 - Laughing at lar? - Larry! 608 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,150 Scampering and scurrying, I see you! 609 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,719 Larry, what are you doing? 610 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,888 What am I doing? What are you doing? 611 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,223 - What's going in here? - Nothing. 612 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,726 Something is going on, otherwise he wouldn't be running away. 613 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,995 Well, you're intimidating him. 614 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:12,598 Really? Yeah, he's very sensitive, by the way. 615 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,033 - Oh, is he? - Yes. 616 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,135 - Jason's sensitive? - He's sensitive. 617 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:19,071 He's funny. He's a little neurotic, so things like this 618 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,883 - can get under his skin. - Are you kidding? 619 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,942 - That's George. That's not Jason. - That's Jason. 620 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,144 That's George. That's all George. That's me. 621 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:29,548 I wrote that stuff. You're not attracted to him, you're attracted to me. 622 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,317 I'm George. 623 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,263 Did you work on this with him? 624 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,032 Jerry: I didn't. 625 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,534 This is like a major... He took the whole thing apart. 626 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:52,138 - Lar, what did you do? - What? 627 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:55,808 - It's all different. - I made some changes. 628 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,543 I changed the ending. 629 00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:59,311 Jerry: You got a whole new show here. 630 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:02,181 So George and Amanda, they're not gonna end up together? 631 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,649 - No. - Oh, come on. 632 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,950 - Oh my god. - Are you kidding? 633 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,753 It was so lame. Who's gonna buy that? 634 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:09,088 They get together... we don't do endings like that. 635 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,490 - That's why it's so funny. - Exactly. 636 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:13,893 It's all bullshit. What couples get together in the end? 637 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:16,028 - You know it's fantasy crap. - It doesn't matter. 638 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:19,031 Larry, we already screwed up one finale. We can't do another. 639 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:21,901 We didn't screw up a finale. That was a good finale. 640 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:25,171 - Let's talk about this. - Larry, this changes the whole thing. 641 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,439 I was very invested in that story. 642 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,019 That story had a great ending. This is a whole different thing. 643 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,611 Well, this is the show. This is the show. 644 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,815 You know what? I'm not comfortable with that. 645 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,717 - All right. I'm sorry, guys, I can't. - Jason, come on. 646 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,519 No, Jason. You're not wrong, but we can't. 647 00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:44,556 Larry, do what you want to do. I quit, thank you very much. 648 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,592 - Jason. - I'm sorry, Mike. 649 00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:49,595 - I'm sorry, I can't do it. - This is working out great. 650 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:53,165 All right, okay. So how do we do the show without Jason? 651 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,402 It's just a script, Larry. There's no show without Jason. 652 00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:58,905 How do you even have the show? What do you have? 653 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,540 You have a three-legged goat here. 654 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,209 So what are we doing? 655 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,044 I don't know. We're not doing anything. 656 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,446 Larry, what do you want to do? 657 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:12,084 I'll play George. 658 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,486 - What? - I'll play George. 659 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,989 - I'll play George. - What? 660 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,058 - Yes, I can do it. - ( Laughing ) 661 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,668 You'll play what, George's Butler? What do you mean? 662 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,362 No, I will play George Costanza. 663 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,932 I can do it. I know I can. 664 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,767 I wrote it. The character is based on me. 665 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,937 There were two darrens on "bewitched." 666 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:32,704 Nobody liked that second Darren. 667 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:34,582 - I didn't care for the second Darren. - But you bought it. 668 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,376 - Oh my god. - Do you understand what this is? 669 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,079 It's iconic television here. 670 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,581 The set's an icon. He's an icon. 671 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:45,251 She's an icon. He was an icon. 672 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:48,687 Icon. No-con. 673 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,290 There's no John, Paul, George and Larry. 674 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,560 It's not what they want. 675 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,395 What are we gonna do? 676 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:59,665 Well, somebody's gonna have to go get Jason. 677 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,368 Let me try it. Let me try it. 678 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:05,471 Let me do one scene. What have you got to lose? 679 00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,477 Action! 680 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,712 So I'm in a bank the other day. I'm on the line 681 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,648 and the guy in front of me is leaving a space in front of him. 682 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,717 Well, you know, I can't take that. 683 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,996 - No, you can't take that. - I'm thinking, "come on, tighten it up, dude." 684 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,188 - "Tighten it up." - Right. 685 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,789 So then... 686 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:26,101 Oh, you're gonna do the BlackBerry-head-down thing on me now? 687 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,194 What is with the BlackBerry people? 688 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,534 Can I just pick up a magazine, hold in front of your face 689 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,932 and read it while you're talking? Is that okay too? 690 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:36,102 Wait, what magazine? 691 00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:42,808 Hey, George. 692 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,843 Are you happy? 693 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,745 - What? - Huh? 694 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,614 I want to know if you're happy. 695 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,149 Yeah, I'm reasonably happy. 696 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,618 You had to interfere, didn't you? 697 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,353 George, what are you talking about? 698 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,722 Kramer and I were all set to do this fake mugging 699 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:59,401 and you had to put all these ideas in his head that he was doing something wrong. 700 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,661 George, wouldn't it be easier just to talk to Amanda? 701 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,397 No. No. 702 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,867 No. Ho-ho. 703 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:11,103 George is getting upset. 704 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:20,312 Huh? Huh? What do you think? 705 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,952 Yeah, I just quit. I did. 706 00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:28,020 I tried to do George and they didn't like it. 707 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,856 You know what? Let them do their stupid ending with Jason. 708 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,825 He's already on his way back here. 709 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,962 I don't care. 710 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,030 Well, you know what? 711 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:40,799 The only reason I did this whole thing was to be with her, 712 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,203 to work with her, to get her back. 713 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:46,973 But if I can't have her, what's the point? 714 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,776 I don't care. I'm... I'm done. 715 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,045 I'm quitting. 716 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:00,852 But man wants to make his woman happy. 717 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,554 Wants to do it. 718 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,090 Doesn't know how to do it. 719 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,657 ( Audience laughs ) 720 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,194 Sometimes we do it, don't know how we did it. 721 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:10,296 Can't ask, "what did I do?" 722 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,398 Looks like you don't know what you're doing. 723 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,133 Can't do nothing. 724 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,078 Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing this." 725 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,304 Man says, "doing what?" Woman starts crying. 726 00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:20,806 Man says, "I didn't do anything." 727 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:23,109 Woman says, "exactly." 728 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,047 It's an unwritten rule of etiquette, George. 729 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,416 - Who says so? - No one knows. 730 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,319 That's why it's unwritten. You do not blow your nose 731 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,721 into a cloth napkin in a restaurant. 732 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,889 Why? They wash it. 733 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,959 It's just not done in polite society. 734 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,861 It's not done in impolite society. 735 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,331 Even the impolite don't do it. 736 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,966 The other day you sneezed into a napkin. 737 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,468 - That's different. - How? 738 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,370 A sneeze is involuntary. 739 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,740 You have 2.5 seconds before that bomb goes off. 740 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,211 Well, I live by my rules. I don't live by your rules. 741 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,114 - Did you do this in front of your wife? - All the time. 742 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:04,316 Can't figure out why she left you. 743 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:06,885 - ( Door buzzes ) - yeah? 744 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,587 - It's Elaine. - Come on up. 745 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,689 Hey, George. 746 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,391 Did you see this? 747 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,294 - It's an article about Bernie madoff. - Kramer. 748 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:18,530 Look at this. They got the floor plan to all his offices. 749 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,630 - Here's where he was. - Kramer, he doesn't want... 750 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:23,902 You couldn't get to him. It was a Ponzi scheme. 751 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,871 All right, do I need to hear this? 752 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,439 I know what happened. 753 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:30,709 So what's the big deal? You lost a couple of million. 754 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:33,045 It was more than a couple. 755 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:34,545 Well, it was more than a great idea. 756 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,150 An iPhone application that leads you via your g.P.S. 757 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,219 To the nearest acceptable toilet 758 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,821 wherever you are in the world. 759 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,191 The itoilet. 760 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:48,094 And I thought of it. 761 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,229 That was one killer app. 762 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:52,207 Why'd you have to give it all to that crook madoff? 763 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,565 I don't know. 764 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:56,435 How could you be so fiscally irresponsible? 765 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,540 All of it, Jerry. All of it. 766 00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:07,513 - Madoff? - Madoff! 767 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,822 Well, I'll never meet anyone else again. 768 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:19,024 Probably not. 769 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:21,527 - Meeting is hard. - Meeting is hard. 770 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,996 - Why can't you meet? - Can't meet. Why is that? 771 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:28,834 This is what single people are thinking about the minute they wake up in the morning. 772 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:31,103 And yet we're surrounded by people. 773 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,203 They're right next to us on the bus, on the street. 774 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,272 - But we can't meet them. - Why won't they meet us? 775 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,809 Because strangers have a bad reputation. 776 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,847 A few bad strangers that ruined it for the rest of us. 777 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:43,849 It's unfortunate. 778 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:46,352 Oh, Amanda. 779 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:49,455 - She was so easy to talk to. - Mmm. 780 00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:52,591 Her like will never come this way again. 781 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,860 Oh, here she comes now. 782 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,664 Oh! 783 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:01,667 - George. - Hey. 784 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,335 How are you? 785 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:06,905 Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good. 786 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,974 - Well, you look good. - I am good. 787 00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,576 - I'm good too. - Jerry's good. 788 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,344 - Yeah. - Good. 789 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,681 Jerry: Why don't you take a seat? Just having some coffee. 790 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,783 Okay. 791 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:21,086 So, what brings you here? 792 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:23,689 I'm meeting someone. 793 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,324 Dating? 794 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:28,894 - Just sex. - ( Chokes ) 795 00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:30,896 She is easy to talk to. 796 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,565 ( Doorbell rings ) 797 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,635 ( TV turns off ) 798 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,444 ( Both chuckle ) 799 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,380 What's going on? Virginia's... 800 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,158 - Doing the show. - Virginia's doing the show. 801 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,883 I know. 802 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,752 I quit. 803 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,255 You quit? 804 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,457 Well, you know, Virginia's neck got better. 805 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:01,327 She should have had the part. She was originally cast. 806 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,695 And I got in a big fight with Jason. 807 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,365 - You got in a fight with Jason? - Yeah, big fight. 808 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:10,101 - What did you fight about? - I called his book a pamphlet. 809 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:12,471 You called his book a pamphlet? 810 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,374 - It's so thin. - It is, it's very thin. 811 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,743 It's not a book. I know it's not a book. 812 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,077 No, it's not a book. 813 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,781 And then, I don't know, after you left... 814 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:27,085 It just, I don't know. 815 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,987 - Wasn't the same? - It wasn't the same. 816 00:36:29,087 --> 00:36:31,156 I'm watching the show. Come on in. 817 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,992 - I got you a coffee. - You did? 818 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,861 - Yeah, it's a mocha Joe. - Mocha Joe? 819 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:38,297 Yeah. 820 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,301 Hey, you know what? 821 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,002 I have to call my mother in Florida 822 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:45,537 and tell her we're back together. 823 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,506 This could be the news that finally kills her. 824 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,075 Because of the shock or because she doesn't like me? 825 00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:53,044 I'm fine either way. 826 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,681 What do I say if she asks me why? 827 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:59,117 Tell her that sometimes you have to be away from something 828 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,052 to really appreciate it. 829 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:03,255 That's how I feel about Cuban food. 830 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:06,458 When I'm eating it I don't really like it. 831 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,660 When I'm away for a little while I miss it. 832 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,568 - Well, they're back. - Who? 833 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,537 George and Amanda are getting back together. 834 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:22,308 - Get out. - That's recidivism. 835 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:25,076 It's the same thing I saw last night on "prison lockdown." 836 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,313 George couldn't make it on the outside. 837 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,648 He doesn't have the tools. 838 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,883 Hey, thanks for getting that doll for Isabelle. 839 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:34,453 - Was she happy with it? - Yeah, she liked it. 840 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,631 Did she comment on the fact that her doll is now black? 841 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,790 Didn't say a word except, 842 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:41,059 "tell daddy thank you." 843 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,762 ( Laughing ) daddy. 844 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:49,267 - Hey! - Hey! 845 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,970 - It's exciting. - Well done. Well done. 846 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,239 - What? - What's wrong? 847 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:56,107 I'll tell you what's wrong. 848 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:59,311 She wants me to sign a pre-nup. 849 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:02,013 Oh, so in case it doesn't work out 850 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:06,084 you can't get to the money that was yours to begin with. 851 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:09,688 See, that's another Ponzi scheme. 852 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:13,191 So, George, are you marrying her for your money? 853 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,927 ( Laughs ) - none of your business, Elaine. 854 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,998 All; No! 855 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,368 - Oh, yeah. - That was so good. 856 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:25,003 - That was great. - That was really good. 857 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,137 It was really... yeah. 858 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,806 And you know what? 859 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,308 That ending was so much better than the one that I wrote, 860 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:33,211 - I have to say. - It was. 861 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,415 Yeah, because they belong together. 862 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,823 Really? 863 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,725 Don't you think? 864 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,094 Are you sure? 865 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,497 I'm absolutely positive. 866 00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,805 Hmm. 867 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,943 Oh, sorry about that. 868 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,845 A ring stain? 869 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,415 I have a bad habit of just putting my drink down on the table. 870 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:12,584 A bad habit? You just put your drink down on the wood. 871 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,920 Look at that stain you made. This is a new table. 872 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,989 Well, we'll just sand it off or something. 873 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,828 Do you respect wood? 874 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:28,934 I... guess so. 875 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,670 You guess so? 876 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,139 You don't know if you respect wood? 877 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,108 I never thought about it before. 878 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,944 I guess I do. 879 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,246 Oh my god. 880 00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,482 You had a cup like that at Julia's party. 881 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:46,852 You were standing right by that table. 882 00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:49,888 You left the ring stain on Julia's table. 883 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:53,224 She blamed me the whole time, but it was you. 884 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:55,461 - You left the stain. - Okay. 885 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,796 Well, it's no big deal. 886 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,165 You're right. 887 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,534 You're right, it is no big deal. 888 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:05,571 Having said that, 889 00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:08,073 I would love for you to call Julia and tell her 890 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:11,309 - that you left the ring stain. - I'm not calling Julia. 891 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,378 Yeah, just tell her that you were the one 892 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:15,313 who left the stain on the antique table. 893 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,858 - Hold it one second. - I'm not gonna do that. 894 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,650 - Yeah, come on. - I'm not doing that. 895 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,428 - I want you to talk to her. - I don't want to talk to her. 896 00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:22,654 - Just here, hold it. - No, please. 897 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,991 - Larry. - Hey, Jules. 898 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,560 ( Theme music playing )